Do you stay up late and watch cable? Have you ever rented a film with "deadly" or "justice" in the title? Are you a B-movie addict? Test your B-movie knowledge and B-movie picking ability with the GBHP B-Movie Quiz!
1: Which actor's name in the credits is most likely to give B quality to a movie?
2: Which actress' name in the credits is most likely to give B quality to a movie?
3: Which of the following non-B real movie titles sounds most B?
4: If you closed your eyes during a movie, how could you tell it was B?
5: What is generally considered the worst movie of all time?
6: Any real B-movie fan knows the best way to stop a killer tomato.
7: Who is your favorite movie superhero?
8: Both Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno have played Hercules in B-movies. What did both have in common in these films (besides being buff and being called Hercules)?
9: John Waters' "Polyester" is remembered for what unique marketing gimmick?
10: Which of the following is sure to get you a guest-shot in a B-movie?
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As always, the scoring is simple. You get 1 point for every A, 3 for every B, and 5 for every C. Total up your points and consult the rankings below.
10-22 Points
You may claim to like B-movies, but you're just going through the motions. You go to bed early, go to good movies, and only watch the B stuff when one of your friends says "you have got to see this." To begin your b-movie education program, it is suggested that you rent anything starring Don "The Dragon" Wilson or produced by Roger Corman.
24-38 Points
Okay. You've got a fair amount of B-movie knowledge, but you're still an amateur. You probably have yet to see "Glenn or Glenda" or "The Terror of Tiny Town" (reputedly the only all-midget western). To continue your b-movie education, it is suggested that you spend one month watching whatever's on at 2 a.m. on your favorite cable movie channel, preferrably Cinemax if you have it.
40-48 Points
Have you no taste? Have you no class? Nope! And you're fairly proud of it. You've seen the entire Police Academy series, including "Mission to Moscow." You know the Troma Team catalog better than some Troma executives. But there may be some films you're still not familiar with. For you I suggest "Attack of The 60 ft. Centerfold" and "Avenging Disco Godfather" (starring Dolemite).
50 Points
Okay. You've seen everything at the video store. You've stayed up late most nights to catch the worst cable has to offer. You've probaby even seen every brother-to-fame film, such as "Moving Violations" (starring John "Brother of Bill" Murray) and "Buford's Beach Bunnies" (starring Jim "Brother of Tom" Hanks). I have no recommendation for you. You're perfect the way you are. You're good enough, you're smart enough, and darn it, people like you.
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